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Thursday, February 26, 2026

THANKS, ICE: LAUSD Enrollment Drops!

Enrollment is down more than 4% compared to last year. Keep it up, fellas!

“Our responsibility is to ensure every child – regardless of where they were born – feels safe in our schools,” he said. “We will continue to stand firmly with our immigrant communities and protect every student’s right to a welcoming, stable, and supportive education.”

LAUSD Superintendent Alberto Carvalho (salary: $440,000) thinks it’s our duty to educate EVERY child? From anywhere on Earth?

That’s funny, we at the Flyer thought American public schools were for [ducks] Americans.

We stand corrected!

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