Welcome to The Magpie Flyer, your brand-new source for all the best stories about the state you love to hate. Bookmark it for your daily dose of the insanity, the stupidity, and the hilarity that is California.
Note: we may occasionally post good news.
Some of us are still stuck here, so we might as well have fun while the ship sinks.
Let us know what you think! If you have hot news tips, questions, or would like to help us figure out how to do this, please email Editor@magpieflyer.com
–The Editors
P.S. We named the site after the California Magpie. Why? Magpies are very clever. They’re associated with spreading news and gossip. There is a superstition that they represent death. In short, the magpie is the perfect symbol for a site focused on the demise of this great state.
I’M EXCITED TO BE KEPT UP ON THE SHITHOLE KNOWN AS COMMIEFORNIA.
MY EMAIL ADDRESS WILL BE SAFE, RIGHT?
Saw two women on Fox News last night discussing Magpie Flyer. I look forward to reading every day.
JUST heard of Magpie (on Fox News) – I am making a DONATION, which will be my very first time EVER to make ANY donation to such a cause!!!! PLEASE we NEED your Help on telling the TRUTH on what’s really going on ESPECIALLY here in CA!!!!
OUTSTANDING JOB KEEP GOING!!!