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Top stories and breaking (bad) news from across California.
SMOOTHIE NEWS: Erewhon’s Hailey Bieber Skin Smoothie is No More
This thing is delicious and almost worth the $24 it costs us when we dare enter the fanciest supermarket in L.A. After the Impossible Noodles and the chicken soup and a single $20 Harry’s Berry strawberry, this strawberry smoothie is at the top of every Erewhon shopping list.
THE FINAL SQUEEZE: O.J. Simpson Estate to Pay Goldman Family $58 Million
31 years after O.J. Simpson was ruled responsible for the murders of 25 year old Ron Goldman and Simpson’s ex wife Nicole, there may finally be a little justice to the long-suffering Goldman family. They won their civil judgement against Simpson years ago, but had yet to receive the (reduced) payment. Dad Fred Goldman died … Read more
NOT OK, OAKLAND: Beloved Football Coach John Beam Shot to Death on Campus
He spent his life mentoring and coaching underprivileged football players in crime-infested Oakland, and now he’s paid a steep price for his lifetime of service to his community. Nice work, Oakland!
JUNGLE BUNGLE: Newsom Hides in Rainforest as L.A. Floods
Incredibly, Gavin Newsom is STILL on his taxpayer-funded PR junket in Brazil–almost like he doesn’t run a state in total collapse. Today he explored a lovely Brazilian rainforest as he’s learning about “sustainability.” He has a long way to go–California has been unsustainably broke, broken, and burning for decades. Here’s an idea: Gavin, if you … Read more
COLD NOVEMBER RAINSTORM: 25% of Annual Rain Just Hit CA–But Most Flows Into the Sea
The giant rain storm socking Southern California all day today is filling up swimming pools, open dumpsters, and the mudpits where our burned-down homes used to stand. What it’s not filling up are enough RESERVOIRS. LA County loses millions of gallons of stormwater to the ocean every year because the region’s infrastructure was built 70–100 years … Read more
