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Thursday, February 26, 2026

TILF ISLAND: Terror Attack on LA Thwarted!

Meet the "Turtle Island Liberation Front"

We have had it with the Free Palestine morons. And this time, it’s personal. A new group calling itself “TILF” has just been arrestee for planning New Year’s Eve attacks on five locations in Los Angeles.

“A TILF Instagram account said its founding chapter is in Los Angeles, and its goal is to free “Turtle Island,” an Indigenous name used to refer to North America, from the “illegal American empire.”

“Free Palestine. Free Hawaii. Free Puerto Rico,” the account posted. “Freeing the world from American imperialism is the only way to a safe and peaceful future,” it continued.”

We at the Magpie Flyer will be making the only sane choice this New Year’s Eve: to stay home.

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